More male characters who are interested in their mother's legacy. As a trope there's a lot of sons and daughters who follow in the father's footsteps and there's yes, girls who honor their mother, ect. But let's have more dudes who are like. Stumbling on their mom's secret fairy cottage or some shit. And they're like aight gotta make the tea

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

Guys don't worry about episode 6 they worked it out and went to Nandos afterwards!!!

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

You know how when you use a bendy straw you pull the bendy part up before you bend it? I want someone to do that to my spine.

unshrimp me back please

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

can you stop making kissy noises at the malevolent entity, please. you’re scaring it

I can’t believe the Voltron crisis lasted only two years. Seven seasons in two years. Deranged. Awful time to be online. PEAK shipping discourse. And the evil is defeated.

I understand the confusion in the notes yes the nightmare was incredibly short lived and yet it felt eternal

See: cops, priests, youth ministers, repressed politicians, family member.

one thing about HRT i think is underdiscussed is the fact that if you're on testosterone, you can (sometimes) just produce Too Much Blood, and the way to fix having Too Much Blood is to Do Bloodletting. There are modern day people doing bloodletting as part of their transitions. why does no one talk about this

reading thru the informed consent packet my clinic gave me i was like. mhmm. yeah. yup. acne. seen that. infertility. kind of the point. dry vagina. that sucks but i was aware. more blood-- wait, what the fuck? more blood? and the doctor confirmed later that yeah, more blood can happen, and the way you treat that is just getting rid of blood, usually by donating. what the fuck. how have i culturally osmosed every effect of masculinizing hrt but the most insane one

God-tier question

@jv URGENT MATTERS AT HAND

I guess it depends on how much you are into dom-sub relationships? 😬

It depends on the country, and sometimes on the region.

I'd say for flirting, a generic "tú" would get you anywhere as it tends to be associated with youth and informal situations.

But there are countries that have "usted" as a default for everyone, where nobody every uses "tú" or "vos", and countries where you have to keep "usted" for some time before switching so pay attention to that if you are there, I guess.

In Spain, do not use "usted". Ever. Even if they are way older, or straight up old. You start with "usted" and the woman will automatically reply "I'm not that old" and if you insist upon using "usted" in Spain, it may actually play against you. Don't.

If you are into dom-sub relationships, it has to be agreed upon and negociated, along with all the other important points of the relationship. Even if you are speaking with someone in the BDSM community, it may feel weird to have a stranger approach you with titles and "usted" out of the blue, maybe only if you are at a kink event and you are absolutely sure she is a domme.